This is potato speaking
my drug dealer cracks me up
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YOU KIDS THESE DAYS AND YER FANCY “SPRINTING” AND “MOTION CONTROLS”
WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE WE COULDN’T MAKE LINK RUN FASTER
NO, WE HAD TO ROLL ACROSS HYRULE FIELD TO MAKE IT TO KAKARIKO BY NIGHTFALL
BAREFOOT, IN THE SNOW, TAPPING THE A BUTTON REPEATEDLY FOR 10 MILES
AND WE WERE GRATEFUL
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theyve started selling lucky charms at tescos and ive never had any american cereal before and it has little tiny marshmallows in it and im haivng heart palpitations this is so sugary my body isnt used to this ive been living off cornflaeks for the last 16 years why are there marshmallows in my cereal who came up with this idea i feel like a bag of sugar just jizzed in my veins there are sweets in my fucking cereal is that even legal im so confused
Dear internet, this is how you gently and thoughtfully change people’s minds. No shaming, no yelling, just a nice nudge to, “Aha!”
I will aspire to use classy same tone next time I try to educate someone about something!
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IM REALLY SCARED I JUST OPENED A BOTTLE OF FUCKING SOBE LIFEWATER WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SUPPOSED TO MEAN AM I IN A CREEPY PASTA I CAN FUCKING SEE IT NOW SOBE DEATHWATER IM GOING TO DIE BUT this drink is hella im still drinking it im an idiot
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When I’m on a diet and someone suggests ordering pizza
children wake up early because they still get excited about life
this is the saddest thing I’ve seen on here
*trys to hit high note of favorite song*
waking up and realizing you still have more time to sleep
"Nope", the anime.
Based on that hilarious text post.
Have you ever met someone and then, the more they talked, you just…
they have a tumblr.
sometimes I can smell it on them
right there. that’s how we know.
idk i just like food and bands Can I get a hecky yea
14 and very swaggy