This is potato speaking
If this doesn’t mean anything to you, please listen to this priceless piece of comedy immediately.
(Source: tubofgoodthings, via ryan-ross-found-your-blog-and)
Mayonnaise is oil, egg yolk, and vinegar. Mayonnaise scares the crap out of me.
With Kenyatta on this. Deeply afraid of mayonnaise. (Also aioli, which is just mayonnaise with no consonants in it.)
(Source: peter-pettishrooms, via slapmytitties)
When I go back to school tomorrow
what kind of connection does this guy have how does he make these omfg
(Source: weeaboo-palace, via mymindisfullofnothing)
The best part is he gets slowly more annoyed
(Source: samsfatcakes, via mymindisfullofnothing)
there are probably people who havent seen this vine and i genuinely feel bad for them
WHY DID THIS MAKE ME LAUGH SO HARD
(Source: sashtons, via oh-phuck-its-dan-and-phil)
wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?
that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried
FLUFFY MILK HORSE
(Source: rnultiplayer, via somethingcreativeandclever)
(Source: starfleetist, via somethingcreativeandclever)
Could you please do a clip of Team Rocket using insults that are a lot heavier than “twerp”?
meowth, control yourself
Police Chief of Ferguson: One of our officers got hit with a brick and broke his ankle :-(
friendly reminder that if i have ever befriended you and have not spoken to you in a while it’s nothing you’ve done wrong it’s just because i’m a piece of shit at keeping in contact with people and i still love you okay good
(Source: starlightshimmerseverywhere, via mymindisfullofnothing)
- *male celebrity gets his nudes leaked*
- everyone: oh my gOOOOD WHERE CAN I SEE MORE IM GONNA DIE THIS IS SO HOT !1111!
- *female celebrity gets her nudes leaked*
- everyone: ok but why did she even take those pics,.... she was asking for it lol
wrong neighborhood mothafuckaCan I get a hecky yea
14 and very swaggy