This is potato speaking
- Baby: b-- b-
- Parents: bean?
- Baby: b- bi-
- Parents: bike???
- Baby: BITCH! HAHA! WHY YOU MAD? CAUSE' MY PUSSY POPS SEVERELY AND YOUR DON'T-AH!
We all know that feeling, vending machine
#i am also full of snacks and darkness
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me doing my class presentation (x)
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“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
Blue Ivy is already 2 and she’s achieved more than what I will in my entire life
I am so glad I pressed play
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things to not show in school
- a pack of gum
i followed these guys around for 30 minutes trying to get this photo
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total drama gets it
That’s because it’s Canadian
We do it right.
wrong neighborhood mothafuckaCan I get a hecky yea
14 and very swaggy